Amuseables Margaux Madeleine is a stone-skimming prodigy. From calm ponds to the Seine itself, she’s known for her flawless flick – and her effortless grace (évidemment!).
While others chase distance, Margaux favors style: a gentle arc, a ripple or two, and applause from anyone lucky enough to see it. Her golden sponge never sheds a crumb, even mid-throw, and her smile never slips.
Elegant and unflappable – Margaux is the only treat who can make even skipping stones look chic.
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Amuseables Asparagus is currently pursuing the world record for – well, the most world records.
He already holds several impressive titles: Fastest Shoelace Knotter (Vegetable Division), Longest Polite Applause, and Most Consecutive Cups of Tea Made While Wearing Roller Skates...
With boundless enthusiasm and impeccably neat tips, Asparagus keeps a clipboard close and dreams big. He’s convinced that if he just adds one more certificate, he’ll achieve his ultimate title: Most Determined Stalk in History.
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Dimensions: 8.7in x 2.8in x 2.8in
Sitting Height: 7in
Main Materials: Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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SKU: A2ASP
Amuseables Baguette is the official doorman at the prestigious Jellycat Patisserie, where only the finest pastries mingle. He greets every guest with a smile and bonjour (even those who breeze in fashionably late).But while he adores Paris, he’s never been the type to stay in one basket. Visiting Amuseables Toast in London, comparing crunch with Amuseables Pretzel in New York…He loves a transatlantic adventure – provided he can secure a first-class seat, naturellement.
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It’s lovely to have cake on your birthday – but the fun doesn’t need to stop there! Big or small, every moment deserves a slice of joy. Completed your to-do list? A random Tuesday? Let’s celebrate it.
Jellina, Cheri, and Rainbow might run the most colourful cake company in town, but I bring the party wherever I go. Bashful’s made a playlist, Bartholomew’s planning his fancy dress, and you? You just need to show up!
Let’s make a wish.
Love,
Amuseables Birthday Cake
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Despite its portable size, the Amuseables Black Hole Bag Charm is a big (some would say massive) deal.
Perfect for physics buffs and space gurus, be warned: this bag charm may pull others towards you. (It's all relative, of course!)
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All Amuseables Boiled Egg Scientist Outfit’s teachers told her she was destined for greatness.
Having swiftly risen through the ranks, she’s currently a Lead Scientist specializing in all things stellar, peacefully exploring the depths of the galaxy to locate and befriend newfound cosmic companions.
An expert in alien linguistics, she’s having a lot of fun trying to communicate with Zyllan Alien – and teaching him the odd joke. (His knock, knock ones still need a bit of work.
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Dimensions: 5.5in x 3.5in x 1.6in
Sitting Height: 4in
Main Materials: Polyester, Cotton
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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SKU: A6BERS
Amuseables Brigitte Brioche is the perfect gift for the baker in your life. In soft textured brown and beige fur with stitched detail on the base, Brigitte has fine cord legs and an embroidered smile – bringing an extra sweetness to every morning.
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Dimensions: 5.9in x 3.9in x 3.1in
Sitting Height: 4in
Main Materials: Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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Amuseables Burger is a plump treat full of squish! A chunky fleecy patty is snuggled between a two-tone bun with textured lettuce, gherkin and tomatoes. With cocoa cordy arms and a sweet stitchy smile, this burger is the ultimate comfort food!
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Some baguettes dream of Parisian cafés. Amuseables Caprese Baguette prefers a field at dawn, fitted with a tote bag and a keen eye. Car boot sales are her happy place – the thrill of the hunt, the joy of the bargain. Her most recent find? A vintage teapot for $1!
She has an eye for a deal and a knack for gentle haggling – polite, but firm. By lunchtime, she’s home with her haul, ready to show Amuseables Brie and Camembert her latest finds over a pot of something brewed in that new-old teapot.
Next weekend? It’s a done deal.
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Dimensions: 3.9in x 4.7in x 2.4in
Sitting Height: 2in
Main Materials: Polyester, Cotton
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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SKU: A2TMB
Amuseables Carole Canelé is no ordinary pastry – she’s a crème-de-la-crème craftswoman. Having traded the kitchen for a studio bench, she now spends her days shaping light itself. Her glasswork is extraordinary: glass vases that shimmer like spun sugar, sculptures that defy gravity itself...
Her friends don’t quite understand how she does it (Amuseables Brigitte Brioche thinks it must be magic), but Carole just smiles. Precision, patience and a steady hand – that’s her secret recipe.
A perfectionist at heart, she proves beauty isn’t baked: it’s beautifully made.
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Amuseables Carrot has been going missing. Or so claims Timmy Turtle, who’s currently in disguise (in his Garden Gnome outfit) to catch the culprit.
In truth, Carrot’s just joined a twilight clog dancing class with Glenny Goat and Carys Caterpillar. He’s always first to arrive, always clacking the loudest, and has politely tried to explain the situation. But Timmy remains convinced there’s a conspiracy.
So, for now, Carrot keeps dancing… and leaves a decoy in the vegetable patch, just to be safe. He’s a considerate sort, even mid-routine!
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Dimensions: 11in x 2.4in x 2.4in
Sitting Height: 9in
Main Materials: Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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SKU: A4CARR
Oozing with charm, Amuseables Cheese Fondue loves hosting dinner parties, regaling guests with tales from his life as concierge of Switzerland’s most luxurious five-star hotel.
You'll hear how he once located Amuseables Graham Potato minutes before he was due to run a fitness session (asleep behind an exceptionally soft velvet sofa). And the time he secured a window table at the overbooked restaurant for the legendary Amuseables Baguette...
This smooth talker likes sharing so much he'll pinch the pickles off your plate – then convince you it was your idea!
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Dimensions: 5.1in x 7.9in x 5.9in
Sitting Height: 3in
Main Materials: Polyester, Cotton
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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Amuseables Cinnamon Bun has a nose for mysteries – or more specifically, for things gone missing. A scarf, a spoon, a slightly bruised banana (don’t ask); if it’s lost, she’ll find it.
She’s renowned for her one-bun “lost and found” service. Clients include Brooke Otter (forever misplacing her Thames-side treasures), Clyde Capybara (nap-related absent-mindedness), and even Amuseables Bagel, who once left his sesame seeds behind. (Case closed within the hour.)
Methodical, calm, and just a touch spicy, Cinnamon Bun always cracks the case. And if you’ve misplaced your keys? She probably knows exactly where they are.
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As party planner Amuseables Cracker’s faithful assistant, Amuseables Coneroi Temaki is a conic coordinator of iconic events.
He’s very hands-on, doing everything from sculpting centerpieces from ice to inflating last-minute balloons: whatever's needed to ensure the client is completely wowed.
With dozens of events to keep secret any time, he's got very practised at keeping them all under wraps.
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As front of house at the Jellycat Patisserie, Amuseables Croissant greets every guest with a bow, a beaming smile and – if you're lucky – a chocolate sample from the tray.
He’s quietly smitten with Head Chef Brigitte Brioche (though Amuseables Coffee Cup says it’s obvious), and spends weekends at Gare du Nord, timing the Eurostar to the second.
Trainspotting might not be the most Parisian of pastimes, but Croissant’s committed. He’s even planning a London café (and rail) tour – just as soon as he plucks up the courage to invite Brigitte…
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Amuseables Fleurette Tarte Aux Fraises is the ultimate sweetie. A textured golden pâte sucrée filled with soft crème pâtissière, this sweetie is finished with four strawberries and a pair of stitched leaves. With fine cord legs and an embroidered smile, Fleurette is the ultimate year round sweet treat.
Originally from the pastures of Southern France, Amuseables Goat Cheese moved to London to pursue his dream: becoming a world-renowned perfumer. A bold ambition for a cheese, perhaps, but he has the nose for it.
Of course, he still summers in France with his cousins, Amuseables Brie and Camembert – la famille is everything.
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Dimensions: 3.5in x 7.9in x 2.4in
Sitting Height: 2in
Main Materials: Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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Where her cousin Amuseables Sports Soccer Ball has firm opinions on fancy footwork and formations, Jellycat Soccer Ball prefers a more relaxed game. Blue and orange through and through, she’s here for fun, not tactics.
She loves a spontaneous five‑a‑side on the coastal path, swapping sides mid‑match and cheering every clever flick. For her, the best games are the ones where everyone gets involved and nobody’s counting goals.
Expect laughter, bright passes, and an all-round good time. Ready to play?
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Dimensions: 10.6in x 7.5in x 7.5in
Sitting Height: 7in
Main Materials: Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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SKU: AS2FB
After extensive tests, glittering Amuseables Jellysaucer has conclusively been identified as a Universally Friendly Object.
Despite her widespread charm, rumor has it she’s on a highly classified mission... guesses have included celestial delivery driver, interpreter to the Alien Ambassador, and zero-G mobility trainer.
Amuseables Peanut's seen her spin, though. His theory? With moves like those, she's got to be the choreographer for a cosmic disco troupe.
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Dimensions: 9.1in x 9.8in x 9.8in
Sitting Height: 7in
Main Materials: Polyester, Cotton - Material composition may vary slightly by region.
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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SKU: A2CRAFT
Amuseables Letter to Santa is a true believer in Christmas miracles. She’s on a quest for them, in fact!
Viewing the Northern Lights is her thing. By nightfall, she’ll have trekked to the perfect spot, camera (and flask of cocoa) at the ready. She's seen them hundreds of times, but each occurrence is magical. She messages Loveables Jolly Santa with a new pic every single time.
So whether you’re sending him a gift list or thank you note, any message to Santa gets this polar explorer's stamp of approval.
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Dimensions: 5.9in x 7.1in x 2in
Sitting Height: 4in
Main Materials: Rayon, Linen, Polyester
Inner Filling: Polyester Fibers, PE Beans
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Amuseables Life Ring loves to be noticed. Bright orange, bold white bands and sliders that shout “look at me”, this charmer floats through life happily basking in the spotlight.
But it's when trouble strikes that Life Ring truly shines. Be it sandy socks, a toppled ice cream or a misplaced bucket, he’s first to spot the drama, leaping with calm confidence to save the day.
Because nothing turns heads like being the hero – and Life Ring loves to make waves for all the right reasons.
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