Giant Stress Ball.

No matter whether you're overcome with stress, frustration, aggravation, anxiety, boredom, or you accidentally turned on news, then you're going to need this cool new Giant Stress Ball. Forget one-handed stress balls, because in this modern age of daily general chaos, political hand-wringing, endless worrying about everyone else's problems, achieving social media perfection, protesting just about anything, finding things to be offended by, losing a fidget spinner, and on and on and on, then you're going to need a gigantic two-handed stress ball. Simply squeeze, knead, and furiously pound on this soft oversized stress ball and you might just find some kind of momentary tranquility in your life. 

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