Over-the-Hill-opoly.

Become the ruler of the geriatric world from bifocals and walkers to senior dating networks and bucket lists! Roll the dice and scoot along with your dentures to take on all the trials and tribulations of the gray and the grumpy. Buy up all those medical needs, such as canes, blue pills and hip replacements. Then try to take on the final finer things of life such as ballroom dancing and senior Olympics (but try not to break your hip!). On the reverse of each card there are funny puns and activities. Laughter is good, but don't die of it. It's the true game of getting old for the old. Playing with rambunctious whipper snappers will add to your grey hair. And make sure you don't end up taking a nap, or they'll check your breathing. You may be nearing the end, you'd best make time to play. It's okay, grandpa.